--- SILENCE IS A SCARY SOUND

[Valentine Marius Asclepius]

"VALENTINE MARIUS ASCLEPIUS"

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phone him at 917 - 9493!



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everybody's having fun to the sound of love ,
IF I'M RIGHT THEN PROVE ME WRONG.
THIS IS THE VOICE MAIL. THE VOICE MAIL. THE VOICE MAIL. THE VOICE MAIL.
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" Hello, it's Val, Marius or ‘that gay guy over there’. I'm not around
as you probably noticed. I think most of you have heard this jingle
before. Therefore you know what to do, right? Yup, there will be a
fancy beep, the thing you do is just leave a fancy message, tell me
what to do and I will! "

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turn on the radio, honey, this one i dedicate ,
DON'T GO CHANGING, DON'T GO, BABY.
THESE ARE THE RINGTONES. THE RINGTONES. THE RINGTONES. THE RINGTONES.
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i'll be jamming to fascination by alphabeat[/color][/size][/font] when a person not in my phonebook calls.
i'll sing in my underwear to summerboy by lady gaga[/color][/size][/font] when a restricted call comes in.
i'll be doing the jitterbug to wow by kylie minogue[/color][/size][/font] when i get a new text message.
i'll dance and sing in the rain to i'm yours by jason mraz[/color][/size][/font] when i miss a phone call.
i'll start a new dance craze to get up by ciara[/color][/size][/font] when i get a new voicemail.
you'll do the soulja boy to right round by flo rida[/color][/size][/font] when you give me a ring, baby.

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and my body aches from giving them all hell ,
WE'RE CHASING CHERRIES AROUND NOW.
AND THIS IS THE GLOSSARY. THE GLOSSARY. THE GLOSSARY. THE GLOSSARY.
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best friends.[/font][/color][/b] oh, yeah. bee eff eff jills, baby. can't live without you.[/font] 638CD8[/font][/color]
just friends.[/font][/color][/b] you're good in my book. but, we aren't chilling like villians.[/font] 4677D2[/font][/color]
lover kids.[/font][/color][/b] and you make my heart go boom boom. drop a line, baby.[/font] B066CC[/font][/color]
lovers on the fritz.[/font][/color][/b] exes, hot and cold, you know the deal-io, doll.[/font] 8D59A5[/font][/color]
not so hot.[/font][/color][/b] i don't like you, you don't like me. why're you in my phone?[/font] 59A56B[/font][/color]
strictly business.[/font][/color][/b] let's just hope you have good news. fingers crossed.[/font] 3DB1D7[/font][/color]
fuh-family.[/font][/color][/b] you can't live with them, you can't live without them. yeah.[/font] D73D68[/font][/color]
the others.[/font][/color][/b] why can't you just fit in?! just tell me, what's your deal?[/font] 5D874F[/font][/color]

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i'm a believer, that's what gets you through ,
AND DREAMING IS JUST WHAT YOU DO.
THE CONTACTS. THE CONTACTS. THE CONTACTS. THE CONTACTS. THE CONTACTS.
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" PARADISE. "[/color]

devi lillith eden, best friends, one.[/i]
can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read it, my pokerface.[/color][/size][/font]
POKERFACE, LADY GAGA. NINE ONE SEVEN 6669.[/font]

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love me? i don't want to hear you say maybe ,
WON'T YOU TELL ME, DO YOU LOVE ME?
THIS IS THE SPEED DIAL. THE SPEED DIAL. THE SPEED DIAL. THE SPEED DIAL.
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ONE.[/size][/font][/color] DEVI LILLITH EDEN, "PARADISE", BEST FRIENDS
TWO.[/size][/font][/color] NO ONE IS HERE, "FILL ME IN", NOTHING
THREE.[/size][/font][/color] NO ONE IS HERE, "FILL ME IN", NOTHING
FOUR.[/size][/font][/color] NO ONE IS HERE, "FILL ME IN", NOTHING
FIVE.[/size][/font][/color] NO ONE IS HERE, "FILL ME IN", NOTHING
SIX.[/size][/font][/color] NO ONE IS HERE, "FILL ME IN", NOTHING
SEVEN.[/size][/font][/color] NO ONE IS HERE, "FILL ME IN", NOTHING
EIGHT.[/size][/font][/color] NO ONE IS HERE, "FILL ME IN", NOTHING
NINE.[/size][/font][/color] NO ONE IS HERE, "FILL ME IN", NOTHING
TEN.[/size][/font][/color] NO ONE IS HERE, "FILL ME IN", NOTHING

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let's just make a little love in the moon light ,
AND, HOUSTON, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
THE MESSAGES. THE MESSAGES. THE MESSAGES. THE MESSAGES. THE MESSAGES.
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you have one hundred six[/color][/size][/font] messages in your inbox. press pound for more options.[/size]
you have one hundred[/color][/size][/font] messages in your outbox. press pound for more options.[/size]
you have two[/color][/size][/font] new, unheard voicemails. press and hold seven for more options.[/size]
you have thirteen[/color][/size][/font] saved voicemails. press and hold seven for more options.[/size]
you have four[/color][/size][/font] missed calls. press and hold pound and nine for more options.[/size]

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please now let's get the motion in the ocean ,
AND JUST TURN OFF YOUR PHONE NOW.
THIS IS THE CREDITS. THE CREDITS. THE CREDITS. THE CREDITS. THE CREDITS.
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sydknee says![/color][/size][/font][/url] at caution two point oh made this cell phone template. the more th-
an amazing mcfly made all of the lyrics. sydknee was inspired by supernova sync
and toxic holiday at caution two point oh. do not take this credit off or she will
send a very temperamental ostrich after you. the graphics were made by graphicmakername.[/size]
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[Valentine Marius Asclepius]

TO BECOME A CONTACT ,

"AIDS. NOT THAT KIND."

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aiden jameson beaumont, best friends, one.[/i]
mom you're just jealous. it's the beastie boys! right to party![/SIZE][/color][/font]
FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT, MCFLY. THREE SIX FOUR 9211[/font]

ONE.[/SIZE][/color][/font] AIDEN JAMESON BEAUMONT, "AIDS", BEST FRIENDS[/center]
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[font=courier new][size=6][color=MEMBERGROUP]" NICKNAME. "[/size][/font][/color]
THREE 100x100 ICONS!
[font=georgia][size=5][i]full name, member group, speed dial number.[/size][/font][/i]
[b][color=USERGOUP][font=verdana][size=0]line of lyrics from ringtone.[/b][/color][/size][/font]
[size=0][font=verdana]SONG, ARTIST. FIRST THREE NUMBERS SPELLED OUT LAST FOUR IN 382542303. YEAH.[/size][/font]

[font=VERDANA][color=MEMBERGROUP][b][size=0]SPEED DIAL NUMBER.[/b][/size][/font][/color] [font=verdana][size=0]FULL NAME, "NICKNAME", MEMBERGROUP[/size][/font][/center]

TO SEND A TEXT MESSAGE ,

one new text message!

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you got to fight for your right to party.[/i]
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"AIDS. NOT THAT KIND."[/font]
sent jan. fourteenth at six twenty five pm.[/i]
FILED UNDER BEST FRIENDS, AIDEN JAMESON BEAUMONT.[/SIZE][/color][/font]

" you wake up late for school and you don't want to go. you ask
your mom, "please?", but she just says no! you miss two classes
and no homework. but your teacher preaches class like your so-
me kind of jerk. you got to fight for your right to party. to party!"

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[font=georgia][size=6][color=MEMBERGROUPCOLOR]one new text message![/size][/font][/color]
[font=georgia][size=5][i]you got to fight for your right to party.[/size][/font][/i][font=tahoma]
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[color=MEMBERGROUPCOLOR][font=courier new][size=6]"NICKNAME."[/size][/font][/color]
[font=georgia][size=5][i]sent month date at time.[/size][/font][/i]
[b][color=MEMBERGROUPCOLOR][size=0][font=verdana]FILED UNDER ---, FULL NAME.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=verdana]

" text text text text text. use the enter button, mmkay? and all in lowercase! "
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TO SEND A PICTURE MESSAGE ,

one new picture message!

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you know a picture says a thousand words.[/i]
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"AIDS. NOT THAT KIND."[/font]
sent jan. fourteenth at six twenty five pm.[/i]
FILED UNDER BEST FRIENDS, AIDEN JAMESON BEAUMONT.[/SIZE][/color][/font]



" your pop caught you smoking and he said, "no way!" that hy-
pocrite smokes two packs a day! man, living at home is such a
drag. now your mom threw away your best porno mag. busted! "

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[font=georgia][size=6][color=MEMBERGROUP]one new picture message![/size][/font][/color]
[font=georgia][size=5][i]you know a picture says a thousand words.[/size][/font][/i][font=tahoma]
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TWO 100x100 ICONS!

[color=MEMBERGROUPCOLOR][font=courier new][size=6]"NICKNAME."[/size][/font][/color]
[font=georgia][size=5][i]sent month date at time.[/size][/font][/i]
[b][color=MEMBERGROUPCOLOR][size=0][font=verdana]FILED UNDER ---, FULL NAME.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=verdana]

IMAGE RIGHT HERE.

" text text text text text. use the enter button, mmkay? and all in lowercase! "
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TO LEAVE A VOICEMAIL ,

one new voicemail!

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i've got unsaid things i need to say.[/i]
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"AIDS. NOT THAT KIND."[/font]
left jan. fourteenth at six twenty five pm.[/i]
FILED UNDER BEST FRIENDS, AIDEN JAMESON BEAUMONT.[/SIZE][/color][/font]

" 'get out of this house if that's the clothes you're going to wear!'
'i'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair!' your m-
om busted in and said, "what's that noise?!'. aw, mom, you're
just jealous. it's the beastie boys! fight for your right to pary! "

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[font=georgia][size=6][color=MEMBERGROUP]one new voicemail![/size][/font][/color]
[font=georgia][size=5][i]i've got unsaid things i need to say.[/size][/font][/i][font=tahoma]
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[color=MEMBERGROUPCOLOR][font=courier new][size=6]"NICKNAME."[/size][/font][/color]
[font=georgia][size=5][i]left month date at time.[/size][/font][/i]
[b][color=MEMBERGROUPCOLOR][size=0][font=verdana]FILED UNDER ---, FULL NAME.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=verdana]

" text text text text text. use the enter button, mmkay? and all in lowercase! "
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TO HAVE A MISSED CALL ,

one missed call!

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i left messages after the tone.[/i]
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"AIDS. NOT THAT KIND."[/font]
missed jan. fourteenth at six twenty one pm.[/i]
FILED UNDER BEST FRIENDS, AIDEN JAMESON BEAUMONT.[/SIZE][/color][/font]
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[font=georgia][size=6][color=MEMBERGROUP]one missed call![/size][/font][/color]
[font=georgia][size=5][i]i left messages after the tone.[/size][/font][/i][font=tahoma]
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[color=MEMBERGROUPCOLOR][font=courier new][size=6]"NICKNAME."[/size][/font][/color]
[font=georgia][size=5][i]missed month date at time.[/size][/font][/i][font=verdana]
[b][color=MEMBERGROUPCOLOR][size=0][font=verdana]FILED UNDER ---, FULL NAME.[/b][/color][/size][/font]
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TO START A PHONE CONVERSATION ,

aiden is calling! pick up!

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you've got nothing to prove, nothing to lose.[/i]
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"AIDS. NOT THAT KIND."[/font]
calling jan. fourteenth at six twenty five pm.[/i]
FILED UNDER BEST FRIENDS, AIDEN JAMESON BEAUMONT.[/SIZE][/color][/font]

" you got to fight for your right to party. you got to fight for you right to
party. kick it. 'get out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna... "

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[font=georgia][size=6][color=MEMBERGROUP]name is calling! pick up![/size][/font][/color]
[font=georgia][size=5][i]you've got nothing to prove, nothing to lose.[/size][/font][/i][font=tahoma]
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[color=MEMBERGROUPCOLOR][font=courier new][size=6]"NICKNAME."[/size][/font][/color]
[font=georgia][size=5][i]calling month date at time.[/size][/font][/i]
[b][color=MEMBERGROUPCOLOR][size=0][font=verdana]FILED UNDER ---, FULL NAME.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=verdana]

" lines to ringtone, as many as it took for character to answer. "
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TO HAVE AN ONGOING CALL ,

connected with aiden!

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don't stop me, i'm having a good time.[/i]
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"AIDS. NOT THAT KIND."[/font]
on jan. fourteenth at six twenty five pm.[/i]
FILED UNDER BEST FRIENDS, AIDEN JAMESON BEAUMONT.[/SIZE][/color][/font]

" well, you'd better get home 'cause your daddy's awake, said
he saw you last night making out by the lake with a boy that he
hates. he doesn't look at me the same way that you do. he said
i look pretty cute but i don't got the grades. he's seen the star on
my foot and the way i behave... and we're better off when da-
ddy's out of town, when daddy's not around, baby! he's crazy."

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[font=georgia][size=6][color=MEMBERGROUP]connected with name![/size][/font][/color]
[font=georgia][size=5][i]don't stop me, i'm having a good time.[/size][/font][/i][font=tahoma]
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[color=MEMBERGROUPCOLOR][font=courier new][size=6]"NICKNAME."[/size][/font][/color]
[font=georgia][size=5][i]on month date at time.[/size][/font][/i]
[b][color=MEMBERGROUPCOLOR][size=0][font=verdana]FILED UNDER ---, FULL NAME.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=verdana]

" text text text text text. use the enter button, mmkay? and all in lowercase! "
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[devililltheden]

" PARADISE. "

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devi lillith eden, best friends, one.[/i]
can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read it, my pokerface.[/color][/size][/font]
POKERFACE, LADY GAGA. NINE ONE SEVEN 6669.[/font]

ONE.[/size][/font][/color] DEVI LILLITH EDEN, "PARADISE", BEST FRIENDS[/center]

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[font=courier new][size=6][color=638CD8]" PARADISE. "[/size][/font][/color]
[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/2ppy047.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/2ppy047.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/2ppy047.jpg[/IMG]
[font=georgia][size=5][i]devi lillith eden, best friends, one.[/size][/font][/i]
[b][color=638CD8][font=verdana][size=0]can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read it, my pokerface.[/b][/color][/size][/font]
[size=0][font=verdana]POKERFACE, LADY GAGA. NINE ONE SEVEN 6669.[/size][/font]

[font=VERDANA][color=638CD8][b][size=0]ONE.[/b][/size][/font][/color] [font=verdana][size=0]DEVI LILLITH EDEN, "PARADISE", BEST FRIENDS[/size][/font][/center]

[Valentine Marius Asclepius]

added ^^ <3